This is the worst possible outcome.
All of the hoopla surrounding Jose Fernandez’s home run on Wednesday overshadowed a far more painful homer in the same game. Follow the flight of Evan Gattis’ 412-foot blast as closely as you can:
Oof, sir! You are at a Marlins game in September!
Oh, no, sir! You are at a Marlins game in September and a home-run crushed by the opposing team has struck you directly in the groin and knocked you down and also somehow caused you to lose your shoe!
It wasn’t even a Marlins home run so you don’t get to watch the trippy home-run thing gyrate while you’re hallucinating from pain. This is pretty much the worst possible outcome.
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